10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.